Mr. Electric Bill Collector

Mr. Electric Bill Collector, I’m sorry you knocked on my door.

Mr. Electric Bill Collector, The doctor said one day I may be able to understand the reason for my Er-roar.

Mr. Electric Bill Collector, You said that this was just your job.

Well Mr. Electric Bill Collector, This here is just my job. (Brandishes a Gun)

Mr. Electric Bill Collector, You said my bill was sky high.

Well Mr. Electric Bill Collector, My money isn’t sky high.

Mr. Electric Bill Collector, I showed you my family, But you just did not want to see.

And Mr. Electric Bill Collector, I asked you don’t you have any bills?

And you said NO! And I never, ever, ever will.

So I shot him, BAM, BAM, BAM!

Did I get You Right?

BOOM.

Well Mr. Electric Bill Collector, I’m Sorry I blew you away, but see I could not let you cut my electricity that way.

And yes they put me away and your stinking bill I’ll have to pay anyway.

But just to show you how remorseful I am, when I get out of this place, I’m going to pay that bill in honor of your name.

And oh yeah Mr. Electric Bill Collector, They put me away in a warm place with free electricity anyway.

Elliot Weiss